Today at work, I was trying to find information about Global Unique Identifiers or GUID’s which is a feature of Microsoft SQL Server, while surfing the Internet for information, I came across a forum with information on the subject, however this particular site got my attention because among all the people posting questions and answers I saw someone that either is very funny in a clever way or is a TOTAL NERD.

Basically people wore debating the best way to obtain a GUID, and a nerdy guy had this answer:

<Yoda>

Use the Search page you must. Find the answer you will.

Cursors, path to the Dark Side they are. Avoid them, you must.

Use Order By NewID() to get a random record you will.

</Yoda>

You already might have noticed the  < > brackets before and after the clever (or nerdy) lines, this officially makes the person a nerd because that is from a computer markup called XML. All I have to say is:

<Jose> Keep talking like this, a nerd  you are. </Jose>

You guys have any other ideas, since I am not very good when it comes to talking like Yoda?

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